I HAVE NO TOLERANCE FOR THAT, SIR

I spent yesterday getting myself in the holiday mood, as it was fast Sunday and I had no desire or energy than to watch Christmas movies and Mormonads. I did end up watching The Santa Clause, which caused me to reflect on the time when my sweet mother informed me that Clause in Santa Claus is not, indeed, spelled with an e on the end. 

I KNOW IT'S UNREALISTIC TO DEVOTE THE REST OF MY LIFE TO INFORMING THE WORLD THE TRUE SPELLING OF SANTA CLAUS BUT THE DIRECTORS MADE A CLEVER PUN THAT SCREWED UP EVERYONE'S SPELLING OF SANTA CLAUS AND I WISH I COULD FIX IT.

Also. Please, don't screw up your/you're. This is YOUR spelling error. YOU'RE a bad speller, Petey.

Effect/affect. These are the EFFECTS of YOUR bad spelling. It's AFFECTING me for the worse.

To/too. I suffer TOO many angry physical reactions to bad spelling. I'm going TO do something violent.

Anyway. Time is nearly up on Dragontales.

Bye.