cause there are so many bizarre things I want to set on fire right now.
Yes, it IS four in the morning here. And yes, I AM awake. Oh, ya know, just casually awake waiting to stop coughing so I can get some decent sleep on my wooden board of a bed. Maybe in the morning I'll even take a shower. Oh, should I clarify that? I'll heat some water on the stove and use a wash cloth to wipe myself down and wash my hair with cold water dripping from the showerhead. That would be ideal. Then I could make myself some breakfast out of the food we have in the fridge.
Oh wait, our fridge is empty.
Well that's fine, I'll go to the store.
Two miles of walking away.
Maybe in a couple days I could start teaching English. With approximately 2.5 times the amount of classes the teachers with salaries teach. Oh, just casually teaching the entire seventh and eighth grade in a middle school with 5,000 students.
But if that's not enough, I can probably take a nice walk around the park and have every single person I pass stare at me and judge me with their eyes up and down.
Thrice.
That'd be fine, right?
Here's the thing. I'm super happy here. It's just 4:30 in the morning now and I'm miserable and not thrilled to be awake, so of course I'm going to write mean things. MY POOR LITTLE BODYYYYYY.
ALL I WANT TO DO IS SUCK ON CREAMIES AND HAVE A FLUFFY PILLOW AND MAYBE A MATTRESS IF THAT'S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK.
I never want to be sick here again. :/
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